I mean, I've heard of "pearl necklaces" and other odd scenarios that I thought only existed on late night pornos or myths from Southern America, but never did I actually expect to be put in one of these situations myself.
When a complete stranger asked me if I would help him achieve an orgasm on my back, let's just say that leaving the local bar and immediately showering when I got home weren't enough to get this creep out of my mind.
How the hell did this happen?
How did men end up thinking we were up to participating in this?
I mean, I'm all for new and exciting things to do in bed... but ejaculation on the back? Is this what the 21st century has come to instead of turning to good ol' fashioned kama sutra?
Please ladies, help a sister out and the next time one of you decides to participate in this kind of behaviour, inform the man you're with that it is just you who enjoys this kind of pleasure.
Or else we might all have it coming at us.
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His comment would have made a lot more sense had he said "Would you help me achieve an orgasm while on your back?" Albeit, very forward either way. Sometimes the back is a landmark after doggy style, but a back fetish? Now that's new to me.
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