morning sex

At the beginning of a relationship? ... Sure.

On vacation at a fancy resort? ... Fine by me!

A 7 am quickie before you go to work? ... This is where I draw the line.

I can sympathize with men's situations in the morning. Waking up with the morning fairy tickling away at their Jonsons must be a bit of a bother but for goodness sakes... women do not want to be the deposit box in this scenario!

For us, morning sex is too early and too unflattering. I mean, can we take a moment to think over the issues of morning "relief"?

We've got the bad breath, lip crusties, smudged make-up, bed head... and let's not forget the fact that morning sex is usually anywhere from 6:00 - 7:00 am... we're tired. We're also perfectly comfortable and warm in the nook we've been dreaming in all night.

So men, remember: us women need our beauty sleep... so let us have it.

Don't get me wrong, I do love a surprise afternoon delight as much as the next girl, but I can surely say that anytime after dinner (or a drunken night out) is most preferred.