women and the male genitalia

It is no secret that many men are easily aroused. From their girlfriend wearing a sexy outfit, to an extra long kiss... their Junior Sir has no problem with rising to the occasion.

Some girls muster up the courage to say, "hey, can't we just kiss for a bit?" or "easy there slugger, I was just trying to squeeze by to get to the bar." This can leave men feeling humiliated. Flustered. How'd they let themselves get so excited so easily... so fast?

This is where I ask the question: can penises be to sex as women are to relationships?

Women tend to over analyse. Yes, yes they do. Through over-analysis and reading into every single text/touch/gesture/sentence women find themselves getting all hopped up on relationship fever.

Soon after just meeting a guy, women instantly imagine relationships, cuddles, late night phone calls... the future! Suddenly, however they are splashed with the reality that perhaps this guy is just looking for a good ol' time... "nothing serious."

The fall. What was once a rash climb to relationship arousal is now slowly deflating. Damn.

Blue ball hell.